Nintendo celebrates Mario’s 40th anniversary not with a new 3D platformer for Switch 2, but a Thanksgiving Parade balloon one exec insists is “sure to have fans everywhere cheering ‘Wahoo!'”

The 35th anniversary of Super Mario Bros. gave us Super Mario 35, Super Mario 3D All Stars, and a Switch version of Super Mario 3D World with an entirely new game attached. So if Nintendo did all of … [+2181 chars]